“hey do you want the rest of my-“
best. flashmob. ever.
I am legit in tears.
CLASSY AS FUCK
best flash mob
Holy shitI got chills and started tearing up- oh gosh.

#so what you’re trying to tell me #is that someone wrote this #and wasn’t thinking of Jim and Bones? (via aryaesque)
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively